| Feb. 12th, 2007 @ 10:24 pm TNA Against All Odds 2007 |
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TNA Against All Odds 2007 Date: 11th February 2007 Location: The Impact Zone in Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida
Pre-Show
A. Pre-Show Match “Mr. Roid Rage” Sonjay Dutt & “Mr. Lethal Injection” Jay Lethal vs. “Job Squad 2007” Serotonin (Kazarian/Devine) (*) -If I recall correctly Serotonin hasn’t won any matches previously to this one, and quite honestly they don’t seem too matter, I have a feeling is more about giving them something to do instead of actually having a plan with it. Dutt couldn’t excite me, if his life was on the line, Lethal is good competitor, but is still at the paying his dues role in TNA. Serotonin got what I recall as their first win, after Maverick Matt interfered and gave Sonjay Spot a superkick. The match was decent enough for what it was, but Kazarian simply just not seem motivated about wrestling anymore, still fine and at least there was a match on the pre-show, one of the very few things WWE could learn from TNA.
Pre-Show Notes: -A lot of match hype and so on as expected -Joe and Kurt are not on the same page, Joe gets NWA title shot if Angle wins, and he is still pissed at Steiner…Personally wouldn’t mind another Steiner-Joe match, and I wouldn’t mind Joe getting the title of course -Cornette tells Christy she got a tuxedo match…Russorefic -Raven needs to keep his jacket on, without he just looks like a fat dude wearing suspenders -Serotonin all got caned even with their win -Alex Shelley informs JB that he has made a sex tape of Tracy and Eric Young, viewing party later -Shelley’s office is in the restrooms, and Nash was taking a piss, Nash and Shelley are still gold together…GIVE SHELLEY A PUSH FFS! -Mr. Backlund is still here, and is pissed about Shelley and Nash talking about PRO-NO-GRA-PHY…sadly Backlund isn’t really that much fun anymore -Wonderful James Mitchell promo as always, Abyss fears Mitchell…please don’t kill Abyss…thanks…I fear what’s going to happen here, but who isn’t? -TNA got cage dancers, is this the Asylum? No this is just Russo giving people strippers and an Italian restaurant, to show people we got the Italian street fight or whatever, I don’t know, I don’t care, actually I do care…seems like the dancers has been trained at the Kelly Kelly dance school… -3-D vs. LAX is on first… -Scott Steiner is gold with Tomko as his bitch…and Steiner is hungry…this little arrival segment was awesome… -3-D makes their way out with 1:30 left, and Brother Ray wants the match to start now, some get that mic away from that fool…
PPV
Opening promo was pretty much a Christian Cage show, Christian is Instant Classic, an Instant Bogart and Instant Locomotive among other things, and this wasn’t one of their better openings…
1. Little Italy Street Fight LAX (Homicide/Hernandez) vs. Team 3-D (Ray/Devon) (*) -The ring was set up as an Italian restaurant, and there were cage dancers around the ring Russorefic. 3-D is the worst Italians I have ever seen, and that is just one of many things they are bad at. LAX are one of the things I actually like about TNA currently, a faction to build around, they have held the tag titles for about 5 months now, and there aren’t a better choice for anyone on the roster to hold the straps. This match would have had potential if it wasn’t for 3-D being so washed up, that they use gimmick matches to actually hide their lack of talent, which isn’t working that well. I seriously fear Brother Ray will eventually really injure somebody with his sloppy style, he got a lap dance during this match, and maybe he should cut down on them, and actually hit the gym now and then. A few nice spots during this one, but it really lacked any build whatsoever, I wonder why a lack of build never gets the “ECW” chant. 4 Latinos interfered making absolute no impact, basically just like Kai-en-tai during the Royal Rumble 2000, a few false finishes gave the match a bit, but this wasn’t really anything to excite me. I am happy too see LAX win this, I thought this was one they wouldn’t for sure, just hope this kills off 3-D.
JB interviews THE Austin Starr, nice little promo, Starr-Senshi on show actually gives me some hope, Mr. Backlund running around in the background doesn’t, he is doing absolutely nothing for TNA…
2. Singles Match Senshi vs. THE Austin Starr (**½) -Great too see these two actually get some PPV time, both seems lost in the shuffle most of the time, same can be said about the feud, which is basically build on nothing. Sad, this match didn’t really work, the finish was absolutely horrible, and actually horrible refereeing as Starr’s shoulder was clearly up, during the double pin with Ki getting his shoulder up. I like Starr got some mic time after the match, and it gives the character some importance, until Backlund comes out and takes him out yawn.
JB with Tomko and Christian, nice little segment with Tomko being pissed at Steiner, love the stuff with Steiner and Tomko, imagine these two being more interesting than most stuff here…
3. Tuxedo Match Christy Hemme vs. Mystery Opponent (DUD) -Ill quote Kip James here…Christy needs to go back to whatever strip club she came from…The mystery opponent was as rumored earlier in the day Big Fat Oily Guy, thank you Russo for more stuff I couldn’t care less about, this was horror plain horror. Christy wins, and Kip James makes his way out to strip the shirt off Christy…
We get the first part of the Paparazzi Productions sex tape of Tracy and Eric Young…I want Shelley wrestling damn it…Shelley saying he will choke slam Tracy was fun…
4. Basebrawl Match Lance Hoyt w/ David Eckstein vs. Dale Torborg w/ AJ Pierzynski (DUD) -Would anybody pay too see this, I get TNA can get media attention for this, but there is a much bigger chance, that baseball fans would turn on SpikeTV instead of buying a PPV for this. This was a five star classic so obviously, Torborg and Hoyt it just can’t get better. Eckstein looks like a kid; at least AJ P looks like a cocky jerk. Baseball sucks chants are great, but I am missing the Baseball’s fake chants. What a great finish, incredible…my ass…
We get the second part of the Paparazzi Productions sex tape of Tracy and Eric Young…Great stuff with Nash and Shelley before they air it…”Get her done” chocolates, do they exist?…Tracy wants Eric to sign the contract to sign with Roode enterprises, before getting to the action…
5. Motor City Chain Match Rhino vs. AJ Styles (**) -I really liked this feud, and I really dig AJ as a heel, it seems to be an unpopular choice, but I personally like him a lot better in this role. This is likely to be the feud ender here with AJ and Rhino with one victory a piece at the two previous PPVs it all comes down to this, whatever Russorefic invention this is, Russo and his pole matches, but this time with a mix of a chain/Strap match hmm. AJ got some nice heat during the match, and Hebner sucks, I didn’t really feel this match worked, probably mostly due to the rules, but nice to see AJ get the win here.
We get the third and final part of the Paparazzi Productions sex tape of Tracy and Eric Young…EY signs the contract…no reason for this…Backlund comes in the viewer room and goes nuts…he isn’t even president material anymore…
6. TNA X-Division Championship Match Chris Sabin (c) vs. Jerry Lynn (*3/4) -Highlights are shown of the embarrassing last weeks of Impact, whose idea was that? Wow this was worse than I expected, not really because of the feud, but these two have worked a bunch of times in the past, and Lynn used to be able to carry anybody to a good match. Sabin wins in another “dirty” finish, the first 1½ hours of this show had nothing, hopefully something will come, but I doubt it.
Destination X…Ultimate X…Elimination X…My Ass X…
Robert Roode with Miss Brooks enters the Impact Zone…Eric Young is introduced as the newest member of Robert Roode inc, and who gives a rats ass…please fire Eric…Nothing interesting here…
JB interview Christian…At least Christian is beginning to cut better promos again over the last few months, Corny tells Christian to remember that the title can change hands on DQs, but my question is, how much does it take to get a dq, look at the Jarrett matches interference and weapon shots, and never dqs, good old TNA using rules whenever they want…
7. Mixed Tag Match Petey Williams & Gail Kim vs. James Storm & Jacqueline Moore (*3/4) -Is anybody interested in this match? I like short shorts, and with that said, I do like that Gail is finally in some matches. This match was better than expected, but I have yet too see the real purpose of the match, Storm and Jackie gets the win here. Chris Harris makes his return after the match...surprise...surprise…
8. Prison Yard Match Sting vs. Abyss (**) -I fear this match and the outcome, actually I fear this match on many levels, but hopefully it will end with Abyss still having a mask, still being managed by Jim Mitchell and still being a “monster”. Sting is certainly involved in some hardcore matches since his comeback, never thought Sting would have been in a match with barbed wire, before his return. I would say the match was better than expected, but still it wasn’t too pretty, but decent fun, Sting won it after a powerbomb to a barbed wire board onto of a table and then he got him in the cage.
JB interviews Kurt Angle…yeah he wants the title; he puts over Joe a bit, and so on…
9. NWA World Championship Match with Special Ringside Enforcer Samoa Joe “The Instant Classic” Christian Cage © vs. Kurt Angle (**3/4) -How nice a WWE main event, I wonder if this is another VKM segment. “Joe Acting like a Cheerleader” (Tenay) try and say that to his face Tenay. Man just as I thought we could see a clean match, ref bump and interference Russorefic. It was a good match, but the last part of it was fucked up as usual, at least Angle didn’t win the belt.
Overall: D- -Let’s see what we got here, almost no clean finishes, a bunch of gimmick matches who didn’t deliver anything good. The Harris-Storm feud is about to take off, not that I care; maybe we have a Starr-Backlund feud, but probably and hopefully not. The Lynn-Sabin and Rhino-AJ feuds are likely over, the Sting-Abyss and 3D-LAX could be over, but I have a feeling they will continue. We Basebrawl thing should be over, we will likely still hear Christy whine and feud with Kippy James, nothing new, nothing interesting. We will likely see the Christian-Angle feud continue with yet another match next month, if they aren’t going for a multi-person match. Unless you just watch anything from TNA and/or WWE like me, then there is no reason too watch this one. This was a 9 on the Russo Meter, it just didn’t have enough gimmick matches and interferences for the beloved New Yorker. |
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